Have a friend in Ottawa who as just updated me with the following rumors making the rounds in the political centre of our universe.
Michael Ignatieff is going to change his last name to one that more than 3% of Canadians can pronounce.
Bob Rae is stepping down to take the opportunity of a life time and lead the NDP provincially in Alberta.
The Conservatives/Harper are going to donate their $10 million dollars from the public purse to the automakers telethon the weekend before Christmas, and are challenging all other parties to do the same.
Elizabeth May will be announcing shortly that she will not take a position in the senate if the coalition defeats Harper, instead she is taking the opportunity of a life time to step down and lead the Green Party provincially in Alberta.
Jean Charest announces that now he as achieved all of his goals in Quebec he will be stepping down to run for the leadership of the Conservative Party, he is expected to face a stiff challenge from Belinda Stronach, now she as decided not to run for the liberal leadership.
Stephane Dion announces that he is moving to the Crowsnest Pass to achieve is long term dream of being the Communications Director for the Citizens to save the Crowsnest Pass
2 comments:
I see you saved the best for last. :-)
Sometimes we all get caught up to much on the serious side and forget how to laugh
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